I wrote this song about Daria...


Daria Morgendorffer's
Sister Quinn would never wear loafers
Her mom is Helen she has a lawyers brain
Her dad is Jake and slightly insane
She deals with life in her padded room
Where the schizophrenic met his doom

Daria's full of sarcasm
Mr. DeMartino has eye spasms
UpChuck's a bit of a creep
Kevin has the stupid streak

In her class she met Jane Lane
She noticed how her art was full of pain
Watched the Sick Sad World on TV together
Didn't mind there was sunny weather
They enjoyed each others company
So they decided their friendship was ment to be

Daria's full of sarcasm
Mr. DeMartino has eye spasms
UpChuck's a bit of a creep
Kevin has the stupid streak

Then Daria met Jane's brother Trent
Looking at him made her bent
He plays the guitar
He's got a crappy car
He has a nice beat
So she was swept off her feet

Daria's full of sarcasm
Mr. DeMartino has eye spasms
UpChuck's a bit of a creep
Kevin has the stupid streak

Daria and Jane go to Lawndale High
They role their eyes as the idiots walk by
Her sister calls her cousin but that's okay
It makes a good bride anyway
Mr. O'Neill is a freak
Ms. Barch grades men real steep

Daria's full of sarcasm
Mr. DeMartino has eye spasms
UpChuck's a bit of a creep
Kevin has the stupid streak

Daria has a few main flaws
Bones and death is what she draws
She doesn't believe in what she doesn't believe
Which often makes her sit down and breath
She sticks to her ethics very strong
She doesn't stay in fights very long

Daria's full of sarcasm
Mr. DeMartino has eye spasms
UpChuck's a bit of a creep
Kevin has the stupid streak

Daria is very cool
She has always been good at school
She is who I want to be
Witty and sarcastic yes indeed
Too bad I am older than her
She seemed to come and go in a blur

Daria's full of sarcasm
Mr. DeMartino has eye spasms
UpChuck's a bit of a creep
Kevin has the stupid streak